Pete: What are you doing with those sugarcubes?
Kenneth: Oh, starting a fanmailing campaign to save the show! People will send sugarcubes to Hank Hooper to show that they’re sweet on TGS. I’ve already sent about a hundred of these even though licking an envelope is a sin. Unless you’re married to it. So I had to marry each envelope and then divorce it.
05x18 Plan B
(via bicurious)
I may never not find this hilarious.